“Naphtali’s Believe it or Not!”
1. After all these years of learning, now if ya had to split my brain into two halves; on the LHS you’ll find nothing right, and on the RHS there is nothing left!
2. No matter how hard I try I can never save money! & expense >income!
3. Waking up from bed I start eating, and forage food until ‘tis time to get back to bed… (I would go eatin’ till I die and still be lanky!)
4. Money lent is actually never gotten back! 5. If a man laid his hands on a woman’s possession, he’s rude and senseless and if he only tried to claim his from a woman, he is mean!
6. When in school, I would often dose off in class right under the nose of my teacher and still go unnoticed even though we were barely nine pupils in class…
7. Some of the team initiatives could be like asking one’s team members to refrain from drinking water from the washroom to keep a tab on their health, and asking the team to log off from their systems when ‘tis time to on behalf of the Team Lead!
8. Movies don’t intrigue me anymore… I would rather like to act now!
9. I like people who are formal and dislike ‘em like I would do to an empty glass when they’re too formal.
10. The first dabba I ever carried was when I was in UKG, and that got stolen and the food eaten up by one kid from another class…
11. Nobel prize is usually awarded after the death of a person. Until then no matter what he tries to contribute, he’s just another mad (JAM).
12. As a kid fond of Amul products, I would often sneak into our kitchen at home and cheat a mouthful of amul milk powder. And when asked what I am up to, I would Squall it all out in an attempt to say, “Nothing”!
(“Johnny, Johnny”. “Yes papa…?”)
13. The one who buys food never puts on weight. It’s the one who hogs, does.
14. I never celebrate my birthday. Pals do it for me.
15. Some girls look beautiful even if they hadn’t had a bath..!
16. The day I received my passport I lost my PAN card.
17. Losing hair is a sign of maturity. More than my hair fall itself, ‘tis the women that are actually fallin’ for my hair. Either ya believe it or not!!
-Naphtali
1. After all these years of learning, now if ya had to split my brain into two halves; on the LHS you’ll find nothing right, and on the RHS there is nothing left!
2. No matter how hard I try I can never save money! & expense >income!
3. Waking up from bed I start eating, and forage food until ‘tis time to get back to bed… (I would go eatin’ till I die and still be lanky!)
4. Money lent is actually never gotten back! 5. If a man laid his hands on a woman’s possession, he’s rude and senseless and if he only tried to claim his from a woman, he is mean!
6. When in school, I would often dose off in class right under the nose of my teacher and still go unnoticed even though we were barely nine pupils in class…
7. Some of the team initiatives could be like asking one’s team members to refrain from drinking water from the washroom to keep a tab on their health, and asking the team to log off from their systems when ‘tis time to on behalf of the Team Lead!
8. Movies don’t intrigue me anymore… I would rather like to act now!
9. I like people who are formal and dislike ‘em like I would do to an empty glass when they’re too formal.
10. The first dabba I ever carried was when I was in UKG, and that got stolen and the food eaten up by one kid from another class…
11. Nobel prize is usually awarded after the death of a person. Until then no matter what he tries to contribute, he’s just another mad (JAM).
12. As a kid fond of Amul products, I would often sneak into our kitchen at home and cheat a mouthful of amul milk powder. And when asked what I am up to, I would Squall it all out in an attempt to say, “Nothing”!
(“Johnny, Johnny”. “Yes papa…?”)
13. The one who buys food never puts on weight. It’s the one who hogs, does.
14. I never celebrate my birthday. Pals do it for me.
15. Some girls look beautiful even if they hadn’t had a bath..!
16. The day I received my passport I lost my PAN card.
17. Losing hair is a sign of maturity. More than my hair fall itself, ‘tis the women that are actually fallin’ for my hair. Either ya believe it or not!!
-Naphtali
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