My “Fy” language

This language form of mine has never been justified as a dialect into any type of English language; however it gives me pleasure to introduce my ‘Fy’ language among all my peers.
Trust me I’m not trying to mar your English language.
The truth is this is how I actually developed affinity towards English. And it arose in me and my peers a great curiosity in learning this foreign language…

My room was dirtified! And this time it was like never before! Yes, it had been great evening! We had partified till late that night and everyone enjoyed to their fullest. But I was to suffer clearifying all the dirt or else they putrefy.

It was my birthday and I had invitified quite a lot of friends for dinner. I had to surefy my room was scrupulously clean as I had few girlfriends invitified for the party too whom I needed to electrify.

After everyone left, I jharufied my room and moppified it nicely with a mop cloth, looked around in all directions and mumbled to myself, ‘yes, now my room looks super clean.’
My friends used to notify me, “salla, you’ll never sudhrify.”
But today, “had my friends been here…,” I thought to myself, I would have proudly exposefied to them my room which now looked like never before…

Glossary: in ‘Fy’ language, you could use terms like;
Dirtify= make dirty
Partify= to party
Clearify = to clean
Invitify= to invite
Jharufy= sweep with the help of a broom
Moppify= mopped
Sudhrify= change for good
Exposefy= expose
Dhokhafy= betray
Takloofy= make bald
Marofy= (slang) sock it to; guzzle up food
Marrified= got married
Naughtify= make one naughty
And so on… get logical and go on being creative…
Thank you all,
The one and only one,
Naphtali…

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