My “Fy” language This language form of mine has never been justified as a dialect into any type of English language; however it gives me pleasure to introduce my ‘Fy’ language among all my peers. Trust me I’m not trying to mar your English language. The truth is this is how I actually developed affinity towards English. And it arose in me and my peers a great curiosity in learning this foreign language… My room was dirtified! And this time it was like never before! Yes, it had been great evening! We had partified till late that night and everyone enjoyed to their fullest. But I was to suffer clearifying all the dirt or else they putrefy. It was my birthday and I had invitified quite a lot of friends for dinner. I had to surefy my room was scrupulously clean as I had few girlfriends invitified for the party too whom I needed to electrify. After everyone left, I jharufied my room and moppified it nicely with a mop cloth, looked around in all directions and mumbled to myself, ‘ye...
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“Naphtali’s Believe it or Not!” 1. After all these years of learning, now if ya had to split my brain into two halves; on the LHS you’ll find nothing right, and on the RHS there is nothing left! 2. No matter how hard I try I can never save money! & expense >income! 3. Waking up from bed I start eating, and forage food until ‘tis time to get back to bed… (I would go eatin’ till I die and still be lanky!) 4. Money lent is actually never gotten back! 5. If a man laid his hands on a woman’s possession, he’s rude and senseless and if he only tried to claim his from a woman, he is mean! 6. When in school, I would often dose off in class right under the nose of my teacher and still go unnoticed even though we were barely nine pupils in class… 7. Some of the team initiatives could be like asking one’s team members to refrain from drinking water from the washroom to keep a tab on their health, and asking the team to log off from their systems when ‘tis time to on behalf of the Te...
Monday O’ Monday
Monday, oh Monday! You bring cheer to some and despair to others… Gloom looms on every face with the dusk of every Sunday evening. Every heart laments of the joyful weekend slowly departing. Friends just wish the weekend had been a little longer. Lovers rue the most beautiful moment of bliss is helplessly slipping away from their hands. Students feel the books just got heavier. Homework would be left undone if not for the fear of their monstrous professor. Class tests if any? Yes, this becomes one obligation to do some studies however, the drowsy eyes due to day’s tiredness only dream of possible postponement. Going twelve hours behind the clock the entire nation had just Thanked God It’s Sunday, in the morning. Having had a rich continental breakfast, Life saw itself briskly engrossed in various activities. Post twelve one begins to laze about. And then the afternoon is just heavy on our shoulders. Students and professionals alike wistfully go to bed bearing an apprehension t...
Proud To Be At Infosys
It was 5th June, 2006 , a bright Monday morning that marked the onset of my career; dawn of a new life. Things have ever since changed dramatically and life has found itself in a new world-a new start. THEY called me a “ Progeonite ” then. Now, I’m happily labeled an “ Infoscion .” Life never seemed the way it is now. It’s found meaning in itself. I never once realized life had so much to draw from. At Infosys we are wonted to a new culture, a new environment, and a new life-style altogether. It still remains fresh in my mind till this day how on the eve of induction, I rode on an old Vespa suffering a viral fever. I lost control of my vehicle when a Safari in front of me suddenly stopped. I had a road mishap. Thank heavens! By the mercies of the good Lord I escaped the slightest of bruises, but for the noticeable dent that developed on the scooter’s mudguard. “Monday Morning…,” I muttered as I resumed my way… Difficulties have always been in company with the intermitten...
Monday O’ Monday Monday, oh Monday! You bring cheer to some and despair to others… Gloom looms on every face with the dusk of every Sunday evening. Every heart laments of the joyful weekend slowly departing. Friends just wish the weekend had been a little longer. Lovers rue the most beautiful moment of bliss is helplessly slipping away from their hands. Students feel the books just got heavier. Homework would be left undone if not for the fear of their monstrous professor. Class tests if any? Yes, this becomes one obligation to do some studies however, the drowsy eyes due to day’s tiredness only dream of possible postponement. Going twelve hours behind the clock the entire nation had just Thanked God It’s Sunday, in the morning. Having had a rich continental breakfast, Life saw itself briskly engrossed in various activities. Post twelve one begins to laze about. And then the afternoon is just heavy on our shoulders. Students an...
proud to be at infosys
Proud To Be At Infosys It was 5th June, 2006, a bright Monday morning that marked the onset of my career; dawn of a new life. Things have ever since changed dramatically and life has found itself in a new world-a new start. THEY called me a “Progeonite” then. Now, I’m happily labeled an “Infoscion.” Life never seemed the way it is now. It’s found meaning in itself. I never once realized life had so much to draw from. At Infosys we are wonted to a new culture, a new environment, and a new life-style altogether. It still remains fresh in my mind till this day how on the eve of induction, I rode on an old Vespa suffering a viral fever. I lost control of my vehicle when a Safari in front of me suddenly stopped. I had a road mishap. Thank heavens! By the mercies of the good Lord I escaped the slightest of bruises, but for the noticeable dent that developed on the scooter’s mudguard. “Monday Morning…,” I muttered as I resumed my way… ...
Sad demise of an Innocent!
Born on Wed 9/5/2007 4:38 PM on the floor of ‘the POND’, he could only survive a single edition. He was aptly called ‘Endeavor’, a young and handsome, first ever newsletter born into the process. His birth brought cheer in every face with promises for more every month. And there was so much pride and satisfaction due. He remained the talk of the day. Then, just when the time for his second edition was ripe, no one knew what the heavens had in store for poor Endeavor. Endeavor, at a snail's pace, waded away! How could such a young, meaningful, promising and so charming endeavor just die without anyone’s notice..? Who could have killed him..? Where did he vanish..? Did he become a recluse and slipped missing into mountains..? Martial arts king Bruce Lee’s death remains a mystery until today, but at least one knows that Bruce Lee’s dead. Heath Ledger, the winner of Oscars for motion pictures’ mysterious death is yet to be answered. But news channels say he committed suic...